It seems awfully unfair for a guy to throw a no-hitter against a team that evidently has no hitters, doesn’t it?
In the spirit of full disclosure, I didn’t see any of Monday night’s bizarro-rama — Max Scherzer also had a no-hitter going into the sixth?! — because I was out at a family thing. (I think I would have put my marriage in jeopardy had I attempted to participate in Baseball Tonight Live on ESPN.com while at the restaurant.)
Nevertheless, I listened to the Rays’ announcers call the ninth inning on XM Radio on my way home. What a weird experience that was. The last time the Tigers were no-hit — June 2, 1990, by Randy Johnson — I couldn’t have listened to the Seattle feed even if I wanted to.
Whoa. Got off track there.
Anyway, what are Tigers fans supposed to do now? Their team is still — astonishingly — a mere three games out of first place at the end of July. You can’t give up on them, can you?
After all, on July 26, 2009, the eventual division champion Twins were one game under .500 and in third place just four games out.
Apple to apples? Not even close. Even though the Twins lost Justin Morneau they surged. Without Magglio Ordonez the Tigers are already showing signs of retreat.
So what if the Tigers pick up a hitter or two this week? Does Adam Dunn give them enough of a jolt — and protection for Miguel Cabrera? More than Aubrey Huff did last year. Would it help to bring Jermaine Dye back from retirement home? What about Carlos Delgado? Or Joe Crede?
Now this post has taken a turn toward the absurd. But that’s what we’re facing, isn’t it?
Even if Dave Dombrowski manages to add a few pieces will they be enough. It’s hard to believe they would be.
But he better get someone to hit the ball. Otherwise, Matt Garza‘s no-hitter might not be the last we see against the Tigers this year.

What has gotten lost in all the calls for do-overs and commissioner over-rides is the remarkable precision with which
Jorge Arangure Jr. writes an
Not sure when the last time (if ever) the Detroit Tigers appeared in anything related to The New Yorker, but Tuesday’s game was fascinating enough to 

Miguel Cabrera wasted little time in 2008 showing Tigers fans why he’s one of baseball’s premier hitters. His towering home run on Opening Day set the tone for a season in which he’d lead the league with 37 round-trippers.
Just three weeks into the season — or perhaps sooner — Jim Leyland realized that
Sure, it hurt when the Tigers sent Jair Jurrjens and Gorkys Hernandez to the Braves for